Moto lesson #2: How to Text and drive at the same time

So, your running low on credit? Just text 'em. Who cares if you're riding a motorbike? Not the passenger. She's your eyes, after all. What do you do if you're alone? No one to back you up? No vision? Who needs it? If you've got the guts to ride a motorbike in Saigon, you've got to believe you're invincible. And if you're invincible, you can ride while texting. Simple as 1, 2, SMACK, DANG I'M DEAD.

Sidewalk Street

Sidewalks aren't really meant for walking on here. They're access
roads, or perhaps more akin to feeders, most commonly used when
construction makes roads too narrow and when traffic just bites. One
benefit to driving on sidewalks is that food is more accessible.
Another is that it's easier to run over people, and the more people
you run off the sidewalk, the more points you accumulate. If you
accumulate enough points, you get a US passport.